Thursday, November 29, 2012

College Problems...

ATTENTION: People of the cafeteria,

You do not have to steal my table as I am walking towards it. You also do not have to circle my table when I'm almost done eating, like a pair of angry vultures, so you can swoop in and sit down when I stand up. THERE IS ROOM FOR EVERYONE. Well, okay, maybe there actually isn't room for everyone...But I live here, for goodness sake! Go eat at your own cafeteria instead of crowding mine!

I really hope Shaw dining hall is open soon, because I don't know how much more of this I can take. One more incident and I may end up just eating in my room for the rest of my life.

Thank you for your patronage,
-Frustrated Eater

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